Welcome to IdiotBox, the collectible mini arcade that’s built to offend, confuse, and accidentally entertain. GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOW!!!
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IdiotBox is a bite-sized arcade machine stuffed with satire, nostalgia, and digital regret. No updates. No downloads. No connection to reality (or Wi-Fi).
You plug it in. You press play. You question your taste in media.
Think: Game Boy had a panic attack in 1996...and you bought it.
Engineered to barely work. And that’s the charm.
Don't be impressed. They're alright.
When the ducks are gone, hunt down a cacophony of trespassers, miscreants, and busy-bodies.
Wander the flat-earth and uncover the truth first hand. A meditative open-world 16-Bit adventure that doesn’t fall flat.
Upgrade your syringe and break through the vaccine shields’ defenses in this politically shocking fighting game!
Did you go pee-pee before getting in the car? Find the nearest lavatory or literally explode!
You're the best Set Decorator in the biz. Make everything authentic or get found out!
In a break-room ruled by passive aggression and plastic wrap, one desperate man dared to taste real danger.
Upload your own design. We’ll print it. You’ll own it. Everyone loses.
Ruin It Later. Waitlist Now.
Yes, it comes with the game. You’re welcome.
$0.69 locks it. $9.30 finishes it. Boom!
You've scrolled way too far. The page has crashed into the waitlist sign-up section. The current version of you has decided to join it. We’ll let you know when we’re ready to take all of your money.
Continuing without signing up may result in missed updates, regrettable life choices, and a deep, unshakable sense of FOMO.
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This is the part where we distract you with filler text while the marketing team high-fives over your potential purchase.
We could have given you something meaningful here… but honestly, we’re just killing time until the blue screen hits.
Buy our thing. Or don’t. We’ll still be here, being aggressively average.
Yes. Unfortunately
Yes.
Yes. You'll find it eventually.
God, no.
Yes. Unfortunately
Yes.
One IdiotBox, one faceplate, one set of questionable life choices.
That's the point.
Because “Questionable Arcade Experience” didn’t test well.
When it's ready. Maybe sooner if you say please.
Anywhere that will let us in.
Eventually. Don't hold your breath.
Soon. Hold onto that bad idea.
Scratch the code. Regret what happens next.
Yes. You'll find it eventually.
God, no.
No. It's small for a reason.
Sort of. It's called "fighting over it in person."
You can try.
Emotionally, no. But legally, we have a policy.
Only if you're a cool parent. Or a negligent one.
Only if you want to ruin Christmas.
A group of creatives with too much time and not enough oversight.
If you have more idiotic questions, check our Support page for more half-assed answers.
Oh look, another chance to give us your email. Totally not desperate or anything.
